- Anti Joke

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.