a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Women's Rights.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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