What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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