Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Spinabifita

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Jason Connor.

So. The gays. ...

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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