What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Johnson stops eating

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

womens rights

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Where's my baby??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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