WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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The WNBA

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toast points

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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