Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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