What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What did I do last night?work

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

How old is victor? Old

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

I enjoy anal.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Good boy

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

i saw your mom, i said hi

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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