- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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