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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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