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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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