*prepares this to get negged*

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Women's Rights.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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