Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Where's my baby??

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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