A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Jews

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Anti Joke

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