how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Canada AYY

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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