- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

I share two rooms with my mother.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Like if you like big tits.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

A russian gives away vodka.

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