- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Like if you like big tits.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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