- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Halo < COD

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

math test 2=2

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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