- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

black guy graduating high school

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Looks through the peephole.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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