What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

weiner? balls

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

involved parents.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

knock knock who's there aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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