- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

weiner? balls

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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