Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Badgers are cool

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Anti Joke

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