Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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penis that is all

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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