Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Michael Brown

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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