What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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