Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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american government

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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