- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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The weels on the bus go...flat

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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