Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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knock knock

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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