What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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