What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Good boy

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A jew went to Germany.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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