Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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pickle juice?

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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69

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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