Weiner

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

JEWS

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Not Steve Jobs

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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