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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

I'm banging your sister.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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