A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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general tso's broccoli

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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