- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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