Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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oh hiya come in

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

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