Why did the child step on a ball?

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

I tell an anti joke!.

Romney 2012

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

save water shower with friends

I am on a escalator.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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