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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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