- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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