- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

I'm banging your sister.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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A blind man walks into a bar

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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