- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you Drew?

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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