- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stephen Walking.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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