Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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your a towel.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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