Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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womens rights

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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