Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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