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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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