- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A jew go out of a bar

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What is a question?

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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