- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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