a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Doorbell salesman.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Women.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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