A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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