- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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