so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Black People.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

A snake walks into a bar

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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