- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

fart+fart=poop

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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