A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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:O + :P = 69

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Women.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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