What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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motley crew

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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