- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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