What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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