What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

The Pope

Darude - Sandstorm

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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