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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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nine...eleven

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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9/11/2001

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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