- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

You should never talk to strangers.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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