Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Joey mayer's face

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Cancer.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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