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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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