I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Black people. They are so kind.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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