What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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