- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A horse cantered into a bar.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Obamacare haters

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*