- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

IU football

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I'm off to my tank guys!

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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