Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Get in the Batmobile.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

my mom raped yerr foot

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Johan showering. . . AWK

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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