Obamacare haters

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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