- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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