- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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