Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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