- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse cantered into a bar.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

womens rights

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??