- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Michael Brown

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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