whats 2+2? 4

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Anti Joke

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