What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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vbh

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Wats a joke?

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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read this

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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