why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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