- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Ham sandwich

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Are you a human?

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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