your a towel.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

1+1 =? Too

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

A walrus walks into a bar

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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