- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

whats your name? bumder:)

Mitt Romney.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

asian, do math

Where's my shotgun