How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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feces

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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womens rights

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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