Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

You should never talk to strangers.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

mark is mark

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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