- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What is cold? Winter

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

hey guys what's up?

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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