- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

involved parents.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Dancing Potatoe!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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