Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What is a question?

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( o Y o )

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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