A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Woman's rights.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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