Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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women's rights.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Women.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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