Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Weiner

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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