Penisland

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Reed is poopin

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Who has downs this joke

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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she wasn't 18

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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