Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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terry stockton is straight

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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AVB

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

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