- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Are you Drew?

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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