Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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