wanna hear a joke? not really

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Women's sports.

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PENlS.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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