What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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