Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Hi.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Women's rights

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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