- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

wood cant chuck wood

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