- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What is Earth made out of? Earth

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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