"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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