George Bush.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What is White over Black? Society.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

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