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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

penis that is all

whats funny? ebola and 911

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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