Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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penis that is all

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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The Barackness Monster

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Period Blood

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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