- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

How many cows say moo? All of them

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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