Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Badgers are cool

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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