- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

The game!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Guess what? Holocaust

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

I have a crush on my dad.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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