- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

knock knock who's there aids

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

black guy graduating high school

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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