Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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